Okay this is a bit gay, but imagine you've got an OK symbol with your thumb and finger on one hand which is the portal and you've got a finger from your other hand stationary, but it's not a finger, it's a floating sausage . And you quickly sweep the portal through it. I don't think the sausage would suddenly fly out the other end according to the portal's momentum...

It was a dark story night many an eon ago in the quiet town of Ggcville. Life was good for the citizens of this town, the crime rate was low, profits were high and they were soon to celebrate a bountiful harvest. But this night was soon to change all this. Between the silence of the night and the cracks of thunder, a loud scream could be heard. This alerted the local authorities, the arbiters. The location of the noise came from the house of the one known as Audio (they knew instantly it was his house as the door was half-size). Upon entering the house, James the chief arbiter, was shocked at the site he saw. Audio was sat in the middle of the room rocking back and forth. The words "MAKE ME TALLER" were written in blood, tears were falling down his face. The arbiters were unsure what to do and decided it was best for everyone if he was locked away, so they quickly apprehended him and threw him into the darkest dog house, hiding the truth for years to come of where the little man named audio had gone. That was the end of this little story, for now.

The only troll here is the woeful excuse for a console that Nintendo released as of late. What is it called again? The switch? I suppose that is appropriate because shortly after everyone buys it they switch to another console.